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Livebloggin the Grammys.

gonna turn all my grammy tweets into a live blog....and here we go....

-Heard of the Incredible Shrinking Woman? Aretha is the opposite. She's the Incredible Inflating Woman. Each clip she got bigger & bigger
-Christina Aguilra is like "I don't know if u remember Lady Marmalade, but I'm about to show you bitches how it's done"
-"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are just gonna walk right out that door without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!" (you better think....think! think about what you're trying to do to me!)
-great! now i want to watch The Blues Brothers.
-If Ricky Martin wasn't out already, he just outted himself with those gay ass pants.
-Lady Gaga's egg is about to hatch!
-Holy hell....did she incubate abs in that egg!? I'm jealous!
-Can someone get me Gaga's workout for those abs? I haven't seen chick abs like that since Brandi Chastain at World Cup 99.
-zzzzzzzzzzzz I know everyone is on sensory overload from Gaga, but we don't need a nap courtesy of Miranda Lambert
-Lenny Kravitz is a bad mofo....& he's intro'in a bad mother f'n band! And they're playing the OSU Rose Bowl song...Muse "Uprising" bring it!
-The theatrical nature of Muse's music feels like Queen and Duran Duran had a baby!
-seriously, what is with 1 great performance followed by a snorefest of one?
-If Taylor Swift is the next generation of beautiful for Cover Girl, I'm switching makeup.
-someone tweeted it earlier & they were right. Replace Usher with Michael Jackson in that Eva Longoria intro and it's creepy gross.
-Muse is just speechless that they won
-Oh lookie...they recycled Lady Gaga's meat dress for a deodorant commercial!
-oh look Johnny Depp is nominated for a Grammy...nevermind, it's just John Mayer being a douche.
-Confused...If Lady Gaga is thanking Whitney Houston for Born This Way then why does it sound like a Madonna song & not Greatest Love of All?
-Nobody rocks a banjo like Mumford & Sons
-some things never change, no one can comprehend a damn thing Bob Dylan is slurring out his mouth. Good news is if he ever has a stroke, he'll still have his career & his music won't suffer. Bob Dylan 1971: can't understand a damn thing out ur mouth. Bob Dylan 2011: Ditto. Eddie Vedder is probably taking notes.
-Country music = bathroom break!
-I wonder if Miley Cyrus is getting bong buying tips from Kings of Leon
-It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight..wait, it's just Cee-Lo. Cee-Lo picked that costume up at Elton John's last garage sale.
-I've been thinking....Who's been the walking undead longer? Bob Dylan or Oakland Raiders' owner Al Davis?
-Whoever glammed up Norah Jones gets a gold star. she no longer looks like a hippie who hasn't showered since Woodstock.
-You know, I usually hate tattoos, but Eminem is hawt and so is Adam Levine
-this is the part of the show that is silent for half the song due to censoring. I'd say Eminem was tearing it up but everything is bleeped.
-let's all remember that Milli Vanilli won Best New Artist once. Think about that Esperanza Spalding.
-fyi, if you haven't been to the Grammy Museum, go. it's a pretty awesome museum. Jersey & I loved it. could've spent all day!
-here comes the dead people portion of the show and someone will always get their panties in a wet wad that someone was excluded.
-someone tell Mick Jagger to lay off the botox so there's some left for the Duran Duran guys. He has fewer wrinkles now than in the 80s
-I'm getting so verklempt. Her voice...it's like buttah! It's Barbra Streisand
-And nominees for old geezer with the most botox Grammy are: Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, Barbra Streisand & Kris Kristofferson
-Gaga changed clothes again & Cyndi Lauper just woke up from a nap with that hair.
-Someone call the Serengeti, I think they're missing a cheetah. Nevermind, it's just Nicki Minaj.
-I love that JLo is taller than Marc Anthony when she wears heels. that's me & Jersey. BTW....that's like 1/4 of the Miami Dolphins' celebrity ownership on the stage with JLo & Marc
-Tonight's epilleptic seizure is brought to you courtesy of Arcade Fire. please pass the dramamine.
-Forget solving Notorious BIG & Tupac's murders...let's solve how Eminem just got ROBBED!!
-If you aren't already choking on your own tongue & seizing, Arcade Fire are back to get those of you they missed first time around

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noniyu
Feb. 14th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
I love your comments, we so agree on stuff...

comment about Ricky Martin-I had those exact thoughts!!
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