I rejoined match.com. Of course, I'm already regretting it, but this time I have their stupid 6-month guarantee that gives me another 6 months for free when I don't find "the one". Why am I already regretting it? oh that would be deluge of bald, fat and old men that I have no interest in contacting me despite it saying in my profile that I will have no interest in them. If, even by chance, I would be, it would be negated by the fact that they are stupid illiterates who can't read that I am not interested in them. There are also the idiots with no pictures. Sorry. no picture = no reply (and that's exactly what I email back to them)
This time around though, I'm not playing nice. No, this time, they're going to get smart ass emails from me. I don't care if that comes off bitchy. I'm sick of being nice. Don't care. If you're stupid enough to waste my time, I'm bitchy enough to let you know and since I email you, it fulfills my obligation to cash in that 6-month guarantee come June. It's not evil bitchy. it's just saying "hey, not my type".