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Since I'm a glutton for punishment

I rejoined match.com. Of course, I'm already regretting it, but this time I have their stupid 6-month guarantee that gives me another 6 months for free when I don't find "the one". Why am I already regretting it? oh that would be deluge of bald, fat and old men that I have no interest in contacting me despite it saying in my profile that I will have no interest in them. If, even by chance, I would be, it would be negated by the fact that they are stupid illiterates who can't read that I am not interested in them. There are also the idiots with no pictures. Sorry. no picture = no reply (and that's exactly what I email back to them)

This time around though, I'm not playing nice. No, this time, they're going to get smart ass emails from me. I don't care if that comes off bitchy. I'm sick of being nice. Don't care. If you're stupid enough to waste my time, I'm bitchy enough to let you know and since I email you, it fulfills my obligation to cash in that 6-month guarantee come June. It's not evil bitchy. it's just saying "hey, not my type".

I'm sure more comedic posts will follow.

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angelstarrbryte
Jan. 11th, 2010 01:05 am (UTC)
If they are so great why do they need the guarantee?
Good luck hope you find your dream date.
Btw, I think the picture in you profile is really beautiful.
aimercat
Feb. 24th, 2010 10:19 am (UTC)
exactly. i've been on there almost 2 months now and still haven't had a date.
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