Aimercat (aimercat) wrote,

Open letter to Grady Sizemore

Dear Grady:

I adore you & all that you do for my beloved Cleveland Indians. I really hate that your privacy was compromised & those scantily clad/strategically covered private photos were released onto the internet, but WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!! Rule NUMERO UNO of taking "naughty" pix is DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE!!!! These things never end well...especially if you're in the public eye.

Now I'm not going to lie, of course I looked at the pictures. Are you nuts thinking I wouldn't? 1. I'm a hot-blooded female with a healthy sex drive. 2. I'm an Indians fan & 3. I'm a member of Grady's Ladies (which i'm pretty sure that means I'm actually obligated to look at them for quality control).

Now....THAT being said: They're out there, they're not going away no matter how many lawyers you get or websites you pursue, so the best advice for this is "act like Madonna". By that I mean act like Madonna did when her nude pix got out & say "so what". Stop raising a stink about the pictures, just let it slide & if you do have to say something about them, just chalk it up to having a rocking body, a good-looking girlfriend and being in love.

And, oh yeah....don't forget to send Tiger Woods a thank you card since his "transgressions" are keeping this on the backburner as far as sports scandals go.
Tags: baseball, indians, sports
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