Aimercat (aimercat) wrote,
Aimercat
aimercat

The ground isn't the only thing shifting in Hollywood

MY TEETH APPARENTLY ARE TOO!!!

if you know me well, then you know I'm beyond OCD anal retentive about my teeth. I write about it in my blog profile. I have like a $150 toothbrush. I call my smile "The Investment" because of the money wrapped up in dental work I've had done. (thanks mom and dad!). I revel in the praise of my dentist saying how short my cleanings are and how easy they are because I'm awesome.

So I'm freaking out just a little to notice that one of my back teeth appears to be shifting out of alignment and my retainer is a little tight down there. The top teeth, I'm not worried about, but the bottoms....it's no secret that they were more fucked up than a football bat (I love that Brendan brought that saying into my life). Hell, I had to have my bottom braces tightened 3 times the first week I had them on in order to keep one of my teeth from popping out sideways in my mouth (let me tell you what a fun and exhilarating time that was in the 8th grade....PMS and mouth pain...it's a wonder that I didn't shoot myself that week)

This is a matter of being slack either...I wear my retainers religiously. I'd even take them with me to parties in college, reside in my purse with a toothbrush post college in the slight chance that I drink too much or hook up with a guy and spend the night somewhere. Apparently, 6-8 hours a night though is not enough for these bottom teeth and I'm freaking out. It's not visible when I smile (thank god), but it's enough to freak me out.
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