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Bloggin America's Next Top Model

Hey, welcome back to AMTM weekly rundown....we have a new addition this season with the commentary from one Miss Brooke aka lady_bogside

-wow only took FIFTEEN cycles of America's next top model to get a REAL fashion magazine on board.
-nothing like a nice narcissistic intro about how she was discovered by Tyra herself.
-oh boy, pageant girl....we've seen this before. let's hope this one makes it to the makeover so we can see the meltdown
"do something about your fucking mop head." (re: Kayla)- Brooke
-i just saw jacked up teeth.
"if you have an apostrophe in the middle of your name you're automatically eliminated" - Brooke
-everyone spaz out....Tyra is here (you know a production assistant was prodding them to do that)
"so this is like...uh...what the fuck? she's fug!" -Brooke
"this is like genetic malfunction cycle" - Brooke
-(commercial) oh look, they gave Harry Potter's owl a movie.....well that's good that she's gonna work after those movies are over as well.
-Brooke just called Miss J "aunt jemima"
"this week on Blossom" (Rhianna)- Brooke
-Put away the torpedos, Esther....the war is over!
-well....we have our token single mother. there's always at least one! learn what a fucking condom is!
"oh god! here's the virgin!" - Brooke
-let the cuts begin....here comes the tears first round!
"those who can't model, design" -Brooke
yay! we got our token baby mamas!


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Sep. 10th, 2010 01:09 am (UTC)
<3 <3 <3 <3

Sep. 11th, 2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
I'm sooooooooooo glad they didn't pick that fugly blonde with the ears..yikes! plus her attitude sucked.
what the hell was the one blonde thinking with those curls she had at first, how could she think that looked even remotely good?
Sep. 11th, 2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
maybe she thought she was going out for the lead of Hellcats after Top Model...that chick's hair is similar. haha.
Sep. 11th, 2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
LOL..well she looked about 1000x better after her wet down
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